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Mark
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Not for my penis, but penis-related. Some years ago, at a work Christmas party, it got out that my boyfrriend exclusively dated black men before me, because, you know. His comment that "He's black where it counts" got my co-workers going, and before long I received the nickname "Donkey" - because I'm docile but dangerously equipped. It stuck for as long as I was with the company, and I still hear it now and again years later. Once I heard a guy describe his uncircumsized penis as Alien Roadkill, thought it was the best thing ever.

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Mark
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So funny theme!
It seems like everyone had such an experience of meeting weird people who talk to their organs like they just live together, but not one. It makes me laugh and loose any attraction to them. It can be as a joke of course, but if it is a serious thing to them, it makes me doubt about their being adequate.Moreover it is a strange thing, but even scaring and confusing a bit, at least for me. I do not like such attitude to any part of your body and I do not think I can ever do like this.

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Ben29
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Hahaha, yeah I know a couple of guys who do the same, and they make me smile, when they talk about their dick, as they are living creatures. As for me, I wouldn't like to have serious relationships with a man like that. They are too vainglorious for me. I don't like them :angry:

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Mark
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Well, there is no reason to be worried about. Come on, it is quite normal to give names to your organs. I refer it to the sense of humor, you know. If a man wants to give his penis a name then it shows his way to be positive and funny. Like such guys really. We even tried ourselves to do so. My partner talk about his penis as about a sward and I liked it! Was really funny and at first I couldn't keep from laughter, though it was okey. That is why do not worry and just appreciate the imagination of your partner.

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Mark
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We love making names for our thangs-if you know what I mean ;) .During the life different names of my boy occured,but the most loved by me is,of course,the way my today's partner-the love of my life-calling it-Boy-J. :) I love it,I'm immediately horny,the moment I hear it from him,and he knows that and pretty often is using that. :) The best way for me to call his beauty one is Stevie-O and he loves that as well.So,we love it and we use those names like all the time.As a matter of fact-I think,now it's the right time for Boy-J to go and chat a little with his best pal Stevie-O. ;)

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Floyd
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As for me I've never been

As for me I've never been asked to do this but I have heard of it before - don't worry, your boyfriend's not going mad! You need to think of a name that means something to both of you... don't stress about it, just keep the thought in the back of your mind over the next couple of weeks and something will probably jump out at you. Whatever you do, don't give him a name like "Baby Carrot" or "Tiny Tim". This can damage his ego. Make it a fun name like, "Houdini" because of the magic he performs or a wrestlers name like, "The Rock" because that's how hard he gets and he's that tough.If it's a big size Penis, Name it....Quarter Pounder or Big Hunk, if it's small

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Calvin
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Let's agree that the need to

Let's agree that the need to invent names for your genitals is a real problem, given the severe lexical deficit. For a long time already, various names and nicknames have become a popular topic for jokes, which, although indiscreet, are mostly harmless.

Many centuries ago in the East for the penis there were many beautiful names, such as "arrow of love", "jade rod", "sword of passion", "rod of pleasure." And this is not surprising, because it was in the East that they had a special relationship to sex and were very fond of it, the best confirmation of this is the old love treatises. For this reason, many epithets have appeared, in which one can note an expression of gratitude to this "instrument". It should be noted that the inhabitants of Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece, too, did not hesitate to express respect for the subject of their pride. But the situation changed after the arrival of Christianity, it was then that any topics related to sex, were considered shameful.

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